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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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