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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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