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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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