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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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