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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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