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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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