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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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