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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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