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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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