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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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