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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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