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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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