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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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