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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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