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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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