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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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