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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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