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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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