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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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