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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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