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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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