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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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