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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺
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