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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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