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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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