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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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