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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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