Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.