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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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