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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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