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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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