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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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