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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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