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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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