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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺
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