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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖
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