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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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