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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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