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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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