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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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