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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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