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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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