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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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