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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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