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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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