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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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