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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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