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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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