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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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