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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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