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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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