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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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