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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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