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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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