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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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