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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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